Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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