I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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