It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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