i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
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