Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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