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(312): View more from Illinois

Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.

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(620): View more from Kansas

Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me

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(732): View more from New Jersey

You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked

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(712): View more from Iowa

I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.

(715): View more from Wisconsin

We should party with her soon

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(954): View more from Florida

I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex

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(256): View more from Alabama

Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!

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(330): View more from Ohio

Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping

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