What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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