Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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