Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I supernannyed him into submission
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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