In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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