i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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