I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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