Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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