we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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