It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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