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(708): View more from Illinois

susan atkins died, charles manson's lady

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dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.

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(619): View more from California

woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic

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(859): View more from Kentucky

i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night

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(503): View more from Oregon

Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read

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(714): View more from California

We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship

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(410): View more from Maryland

Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company

(954): View more from Florida

It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level

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