Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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