Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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