Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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