From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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