Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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