Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
operation harelip BJ is a go
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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