Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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