i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
This baby is an asshole
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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