y did u give ur computer a hand job?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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