Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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