I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
How does one acquire holy water?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
