have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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