# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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