Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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