I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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