did you get engaged???
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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