Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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