Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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