nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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