i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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