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Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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