awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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