God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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