girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Randomize
