Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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