did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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