please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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