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(757): View more from Virginia

hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood

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(757): View more from Virginia

no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles

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(404): View more from Georgia

to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy

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(908): View more from New Jersey

How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.

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(804): View more from Virginia

But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed

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(303): View more from Colorado

I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.

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