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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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