its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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