I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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