Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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