you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
