How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
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