What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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