don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Randomize
