Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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