That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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