You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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