i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize